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I told my kid I understood TikTok. They laughed for five minutes.

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Dad Notes

• Don’t like a joke? Don’t worry, the joke didn’t like you either.

• Dad’s pro tip: If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape.

• Two jokes per day. Refreshing won’t change the joke (dad-proof engineering).